An interpretation of ‘Love is not the answer’


Today I want to write about a song from The Darkness’s third album ‘Hot Cakes’. As with ‘One way ticket to hell and back’ it’s taken me a ridiculously long time to get from seeing the awesome album cover to listening to the songs. I have no excuse. I discovered the music of ‘Hot Cakes’ about 3 months ago. I am really enjoying it!

However I would say that the erotic possibilities of pancakes are not limited to after they are cooked.


Here’s the song –

I think it’s a brave song which deals with issues other artists have avoided. There is a magic tension between the often stark lyrics and the way they are delivered. I especially like ‘Love is not the beginning and love, love is not the end’. The song forms a circle around the dark or unseen side of relationships. We are moved away from normal romantic imagery and notions, towards new territory. It can be seen as a cautionary song warning that if we idealise love itself, then we are not dealing with love, because love is by nature as imperfect as we are.

I also like the lyrics ‘It can melt a heart of stone and nobody can make it on their own.’


In some ways these lyrics remind me of The Kooks. They appear to be simple, but they open the doors wide for multiple interpretations. Especially as stone really has a melting point, just a very high one. Similarly people with apparently  stony hearts, can be reached with love, perhaps just requiring a higher dose! The Kooks say ‘She came to my show just to hear about my day.’ Which is also deceptively simple, especially as ‘show’ can mean ‘an outward appearance’- making the line suggestive of any aspect of interpreting body language etc.

I like the humour of ‘and nobody can make it on their own’ – which brings to mind someone attempting to make love to themselves. This line also pins down the observation that love is by nature a shared thing – and even if it only imagined, it is imagined as a shared thing, and that imagining has shared repercussions.

We cannot make a seashell or stone because they are naturally formed. The song returns love to nature and it’s mystery, and rejects the notion that we can take ownership of it’s power. The way that we imagine love is informed by our experience of it. So there is cycling of emotions occurring in the world around us, and the loops the song make journey through various shared aspects of love itself. Throughout this journey there is a refusal to sway to idealise any aspect of love, and I think that’s perhaps what guides the song to make it’s direct hit.



Leonard Cohen’s ‘Joan of Arc’ – Interviews and Introductions to the Song

Frankfurt 06/05/70
‘This is a song called ‘The Marriage of Joan Of Arc”

Stockholm 03/04/72
‘A song that I wrote for a brave woman.’

Birmingham 18/09/74
Modified Verses – ‘virgin’ instead of ‘only’

Who are you ?, she sternly spoke
To the voice beneath the smoke
And saying this she climbed inside
To be his one, to be his virgin bride

I think this change in the bride’s description is in recognition of the historical Joan of Arc’s vow to abstain from sex.

She was said to be a virgin and called herself Jeanne la Pucelle which is French for Joan the Maid. Historically a maid meant a young, unmarried girl. From Joan’s perspective this would emphasize both her femininity and her virginity.

Paris 19/10/74
Now a song about a woman that has haunted me for a long time.

Interview with Kathleen Kendal 04/12/74

I think it’s just a song about total gift, of total giving and total consummation of a spirit in that kind of experience. It takes in the whole shot to me- man and woman.

Paris 20/10/74
This song was written for a German girl* I used to know. She’s a great singer, I love her songs. I recently read an interview where she was asked about me and my work. And she said “I was completely unnecessary”. Anyhow…. I hope she’s not here. This song came through her.

* Nico

( Soho Weekly News, Vol. 1, #9. Thursday, December 5, 1974 –

Yes, and we went to a Japanese restaurant. Nico and Cindy Cale and our driver. She told me she never goes out, but she made an exception in my case, in deference to friendship. It was shortly after that she remarked to an English journalist who was asking her about various people in the music industry, when he asked her about me, she said, “Oh, he is completely unnecessary.” (laughter)

nico and leonard cohen

Nico and Cohen

Paris 23/02/85
J’ai reçu un télégramme juste avant le spectacle, si je peux appeler ça comme ça. C’était une jeune fille de 6 ans et elle m’a demandé de jouer “Joan Of Arc”, et je veux la faire pour elle.’

English translation: ‘I received a telegram just before the show, if I can call it that. It was from a 6 year old girl who asked me to perform ‘Joan Of Arc’, and I want to play it for her.’


Leonard Cohen said that Nico was the inspiration for Joan of Arc. Here is Nico talking about how she feels about her world –

 ‘Jim Morrison tells me that people are looking at the streets while I am looking at the moon. I do not feel connected enough [with the issues] to throw stones at a policeman. I want to throw stones at the whole world.’ 



Joan of Arc, Reflection and Clarity

No moon to keep her armour bright,
No man to get her through this very smoky night.

The storyteller continues by telling us that the night is smokey and there is no moon – or at least no moon visible.

This simplifies the stage and makes the two elements stronger. It suggests that the only light she has are from the fire which will destroy her. An awareness of death gives clarity to what life is. Before Joan of Arc and Fire start conversing, her armour is dull.


As well as the dark, the night is also smokey. Humanity never knows what is going to happen next. Both the past and future are smokey and unclear.

However the storyteller is able to see her, and the smokeyness – which suggests there is illumination from the flames.

Normally the sun reflects onto the moon. Before fire introduces himself properly- Joan of Arc is like a solitary moon, only dimly illuminated by his distant presence. Joan of Arc was a French girl and the French word for love is – amour. It is pronounced similarly to the English word armour.

Traditionally the lone damsel would be rescued by a knight in shining armour – but Joan of Arc is a mythical woman and embodies both the knight and damsel in one entity. This is similar to the way that the moons light is not of itself, but of the other – the Sun. She appears more masculine than she is.

So although the night is dark and smokey, the following fire reflects off her armour – but not brightly at this point in the story. I think these lines are about reflection. This theme is introduced with two strong ideas –

The Moon – which is normally made visible by reflecting the Sun.
Her Armour – which is of a reflective nature, but lacks sufficient light to shine brightly.

Joan of Arc is without her opposing element to illuminate her.

We learn that she is single on her journey – which represents life.

These lines suggest that the following flames, have illuminated her enough to make her reflect on her solitary nature. At the least, the storyteller is made aware of her solitude, and sounds sympathetic.

The storyteller is in the awkward position of watching her, and seeing her solitude. We might expect a woman alone in the dark to be vulnerable – especially with the dangerous element of fire pursuing her. This makes her boldness, pride and fearlessness more dramatic when we hear of it.


The moon is normally the queen of the night, so by editting the moon out of the scene, it is clear that it is Joan of Arc who is Queen – although she is alone (apart from distance fire, and the watching storyteller) so what exactly she is ruling is unclear.

Her metal armour is also symbolic of clarity. In this mythical set up, there is little light near her, and her armour is not bright. This suggests that she is in a state of innocence or unknowing.

She lacks the clarity she finds when she meets her counterpart – Fire or Death personified so brilliantly later on in this song.


An Interpretation of ‘Sing Another Song, Boys’ by Leonard Cohen


I think ‘Sing another song boys’ is Leonard Cohen’s comedy version of Auld Lang Syne!

The Auld Lang Syne song is traditionally accompanied by people joining hands in friendship as they look forward to the New Year ahead. They pledge that whatever changes life may bring that old friends will not be forgotten.

The song includes the question of whether we should forget old friends.

There is a tension in this. Some friendships last, and some do not. The traditional song puts pressure on people to hold onto these friends, and also to drink! Both could be extremely unhealthy, but the song glosses over this.

I think Cohen explores the dark comedy of Auld Lang Syne.


Here is Tony Blair. He has to awkwardly cross his arms across his chest. One hand is holding his wife’s hand, and the other holds the Queen of England’s hand. This is how people pose when they sing the traditional song.

There is something psychologically confusing about this, because normally we use the closest hand to the person to hold theirs with. The song is supremely powerful – politicians of all parties must conform with the tradition of the song, or be considered outsiders of society. This happens all over the world.


On the 70th anniversary of D-Day, men wore their uniforms again and sang Auld Lang Syne. This shows that the power of the song crosses the boundaries of life and death. It says ‘should we forget our old friends?’ – and so in this context we know that the soldiers remember their old friends who passed away in the war, their old friends who have passed away since then, and the old friends who are still with them.


Here are the prime ministers of Cambodia and India, the sultan of Brunei, and the president of Indonesia. They hold hands in this way too.

It is a global tradition and Cohen chooses to subvert it.

Whilst Cohen was writing the songs, Monty Python had just started to take off. They divided opinion by discarding the traditional rules of television comedy.


I think in this song Cohen discards the traditional rules of Auld Langs Syne. During the tradition people hold hands with good friends, but also with strangers, opposing political leaders, and personal enemies.

As adults we can suppress our dislike of this, so that the group can form a unified whole. Leonard Cohen laughs at this.

The song begins like a Monty Python sketch. As people gather to hold hands for Auld Langs Syne

‘Ah his fingernails, I see they’re broken,’

The song should be about universal friendliness, but Cohen draws attention to the physical. He doesn’t say ‘I don’t like this person’ but rather draws attention to their physical imperfections.


It is easier to do this than to explain the complex reasons that we dislike being near someone. Like Heat magazine, this sort of hating, does oddly unite people. If the physical imperfection is something everyone can see, then it is a type of hating that everyone can readily access.


However in the context of the traditions of Auld Langs Syne, you could imagine that the other people would be appalled and offended that Cohen is focusing on his neighbour’s broken fingernails! He won’t get away with that one easily! Heat Magazine might buy the photo, but their editor will not talk about it during the New Year celebrations.

Another way to escape interacting with people is to pretend that we have something that we urgently need to attend to. Lily Allen avoids demands in ‘Knock ’em out’ by saying ‘Nah I’ve gotta go cos my house is on fire!’

The man with the broken fingernails lets Cohen know that the feeling is quite mutual. He doesn’t like Cohen either so he, like Lily Allen avoids demands by informing Cohen that –

‘His ships they’re all on fire.’ !

Another tension in Auld Lang Syne is sexual tension.

‘The moneylender’s lovely little daughter
Ah, she’s eaten, she’s eaten with desire.’

The song forces everyone to hold hands. A sex pest takes this opportunity to make physical contact with a young woman. Normally he would be unable to do this, especially because he owes her father a lot of money. He cannot have the moneylender cross with him for two reasons!

However during Auld Lang Syne, he can flirt with the girl by squeezing her hand, and nobody will even notice. Everyone does this in the singing of Auld Langs Syne and so from the crowds perspective it is not a flirtation. However the girl might suspect something from his sweaty grip, and the manic lust in his eye!

‘She spies him through the glasses
From the pawnshops of her wicked father.’

The mention of glasses, also suggests the song is about Auld Lang Syne. We raise the glasses up to eye level as we toast our neighbours and colleagues. The girl resents having to have her hand griped by the sex pest. Normally she could complain to her father about the unwanted attentions of his client. However everyone is lost in the power of the song. This makes her feel out of place, and cast out, she finds herself not in the pub at all. She is back in the pawnshop, feeling that she is another second hand item to be sold for the sake of the business.

Auld Lang Syne is used to strengthen the bonds of business partners. It is a multipurpose song about humans connecting, and this is it’s strength as well as its danger.

‘She hails him with a microphone
That some poor singer, just like me, had to leave her.’

She wants to escape the grip of the sex pest. If she was out on the town, she could hail a taxi to escape. As she is in a pub, she hails her father with a microphone.

Everyone has complete focus only on the song, so if she wants get her fathers attention, she has to wave a microphone. He will see the microphone because it is related to the music – so it helps her to become visible. With Monty Python humour again, Cohen feels sorry for the singer, whom she stole the microphone from! Now the singer himself is caught up in the chaos of the scene, which is perhaps why the song ends with the drunken crowd singing without a professional singer to guide them.

‘She tempts him with a clarinet,
She waves a Nazi dagger.’

Her plan did not work. Her father is still focused on the song and not her. She decides to try to make herself more visible. This time she steals something bigger.

Study for Skeletons Play for a Dance

She takes a clarinet from the same unfortunate musician, and waves it as she once waved the microphone. The musician is really feeling picked on now!

She is so angry about having to hold hands with the sex pest. She imagines the clarinet is a Nazi dagger. This shows how angry she feels about her father conformity and loyalty to Auld Lang Syne. She thinks he is a Nazi. If he is a fan only of the music she has to wave a microphone, or a clarinet. She discovers that he is only a fan of a Nazi-like conformity to the crowd. By the same logic, as a Nazi fan, he will only pay attention to Nazi things. She thinks the only way to make herself visible now, is to wave a Nazi dagger. If it were a non Nazi dagger, her ‘wicked father’ probably wouldn’t see it, and therefore her. She is trying to become visible. She hopes that if he can see her then he will be able to protect her from the unwanted attention of his client.

‘She finds him lying in a heap;
She wants to be his woman.’

Now the wife of the drunken sex pest finds him lying on the floor of the pub. She had noticed his advances on the young woman. She wants him to refocus on her again, but at this point in the party he is far too drunk.


‘He says, ‘Yes, I might go to sleep
But kindly leave, leave the future,
Leave it open.’ ‘

He says he is extremely tired, but asks her not to be offended by this. He does want a future with her, but is too drunk to have a proper discussion about the relationship and his conduct. He possibly owes money to other people in the pub, which also suggests he is a problem drinker.


This first verse outlines the debate of whether old friends should be forgotten.

Why should a girl have to put up with the attention of a sex pest, even if he has been her father’s client for many years?

Why should the wife of the sex pest disown him, for once flirting with a girl in a pub?

Why should a father ignore his daughter, just because he has a business to run?

What matters more conforming to the group and glossing over poor relationships, or making your individual voice heard at all costs?

The answers are unclear, and so Leonard Cohen suggests that Auld Lang Syne is a comforting song only sometimes, but lacks a unified wisdom. We can try to smooth over relationships all the time, but eventually this collapses. Some unity is important, especially in the storms of life. It reminds me of Fawlty Towers.


‘His hand upon his leather belt now
like it was the wheel of some big ocean liner.’


‘And she will learn to touch herself so well
as all the sails burn down like paper.’

He also mentions a ‘cigarillo’ which is a short, narrow cigar. It is designed to be burnt for pleasure – like a comedian with a short fuse. This also links to the following song about Jon of Arc a heroic woman who was burnt/consumed by the fire/man. Chain smoking is constant smoking – so perhaps

‘And he has lit the chain
Of his famous cigarillo.’

means that it is a cigar which can be smoked endlessly – like a sketch show can be played repeatedly. The short fuse never reaches its end.


Auld Lang Syn is a firework of a song, which we utilise to fill up the dark voids between our relationships, but the pleasures it offers are superficial and short lived. Leonard Cohen reminds us that life is always chaotic, despite all human efforts to organise and control it.

He concludes with –

‘Lets leave these lovers wondering
Why they cannot have each other,’

Sometimes people need time apart to work out what is important to them. Auld Lang Syn noticeably avoids confronting this issue, and so Leonard Cohen makes it the final focus of his own song. Life is always chaotic and people do need space.

So as we begin 2015 let’s celebrate comedy because it has the true power to connect people. Auld Lang Syn’s traditions are a comfort in the depths of winter, but we need comedy all year round to truly illuminate our souls!

The next song is ‘Joan of Arc’.